a good size spider molted on my blinds like a week ago and it’s been wandering around near the ceiling since then
is it lost? or does it just like it here? should i catch it and put it outside? i don’t know
i don’t mind it and actually have come to like it but if it ends up biting me in my sleep or something i’m gonna feel betrayed
“Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)
Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.
Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.
Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)
Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.
Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)
Serious inquiries only please.”
What the fuck Evergreen